No good artist is ever really starving. - Anonymous
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself,
Immature artists imitate.
Painting's not important.
Painting; the art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather
and exposing them to the critic. - Ambrose Bierce
Sculpture is the art of the hole and the lump. - Auguste Rodin
Art is making something out of nothing & then selling it. - Frank Zappa
A government supported 'artist' is an incompetent whore. - Heinlen
Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; To say of a picture, as is often said in it's praise, Very few people possess true artistic ability.
It is possible to be so open minded that your brains fall out. - Anonymous Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - W.B.Yeats
Steal from one person and it's plagiarism;
Supposing is good, but finding out is better. - Mark Twain Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get when you don't. - Pete Seeger
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots.
Facts are stubborn things. - Anonymous If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. - Derek Bok
This peice of land shines for me beyond all others. - Homer
That corner of the world smiles for me more than anywhere else. - Horace
Property has it's duties as well as it's rights. - Thomas Drummond
She considers a field and buys it;
Well, one day Catasaqua met with a misfortune; her house burned down.
There is always room at the top. - Daniel Webster Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
The most popular labor saving device is still money. - Phyllis George
Weekends mean never having to hit the snooze button. - Anonymous
By the work, one knows the workman. - de La fontaine
Everyone lives by selling something. - R. L. Stevenson
Meetings; The practical alternative to work. - Anonymous
Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing,
No chairs make for short meetings. - Anonymous
It is impossible to enjoy idling throughly,
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, Choose thy Love,
Love doesn't make the world go round.
One always loves the person who understands you. - Anias Nin
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown There is time for work.
Love is not just looking at each other, Anyone who eats thee meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one. - L. M. Boyd
Love me, love my dog. - John Heywood
Tell me who you live with, and I'll tell you who you are. - Spanish Proverb
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. - Samuel Johnson
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. - Anonymous
No man or woman really knows what perfect love is
A Husband is living proof that women can take a joke. - Anonymous
Marriage is a step so grave and decisive that it attracts light-headed, variable men by it's very awfulness. - R. L. Stevenson
Get married. You can't blame everything on the government. - Anonymous
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. - Joseph Barth
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West
I don't think I'll get married again.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde
Batchelor's wives & spinster's children are always perfect. - Anonymous
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller
Both marriage and death ought to be welcome.
There is only one good sex. The female one. - Mark Twain
Even if you understood Women, you'd never believe it. - Frank Dane
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing alot. - Groucho Marx
When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride, He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. - Salvador Dali
Mice & Men make plans.
Men can be genuinly shy. Women merely have their customs. - Heinlen
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. - Anonymous
Women are never disarmed by compliments. - Oscar Wilde
Women & Elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
A Pessimist thinks all Women are bad.
What Sir, would the people of the earth be without women?
Train up a child in the way he should go,
The best way to teach your children the value of money is to borrow some from them. - Anonymous
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. -Harry Truman
An allowance is what you pay your childern to live with you. - Anonymous
Children are God's daily reminders that Yes, you WERE crazy. - Anonymous
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. - Anonymous
No greater joy can I have than this,
Children need Models, not Critics. - Anonymous
Do not handicap children by making their lives too easy. - Heinlen
Few children fear water till you add soap. - Anonymous
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins.
What maintains a vice would bring up two children. - Benjamin Franklin
A hundred years from now, it won't matter what my bank account was, or what kind of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove; but the world may be different because I was important to a child. - Anonymous
If thine enemy offends thee, buy each of his children a drum (& a tin whistle). - Anonymous
Want your children to listen, try speaking softly - to someone else. - Anonymous
Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home. - JakeDog
Children will not remember you for the material things you provided,
No time spent with your children is ever wasted. - Anonymous
...this curious& pathetic fact of life: that when parents are old and their
children are grown up, the grown up children are not the persons they formerly were; that their former selves have wandered away, never to return again, save in dream glimpses of their young forms that tarry a moment and gladden the eye, then vanish and break the heart.
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. - Thumper's Father
My father used to say "Superior people never make long visits." - Marianne Moore
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves
and how little we think of the other person. - Mark Twain
I have lost friends, some by death ...
Why be difficult when with a little extra effort you can be impossible? - Anonymous I'm extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end. - Margaret Thatcher
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. - Mark Twain
The next best thing to a clear conscience is a poor memory. - Anonymous
Subdue your appetites my dears, and you've conqured human nature. - Dickens
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrer the money to do it with. - Artemus Ward {C. F. Browne}
Man will do many things to get himself loved.
Be glad you don't get all the government you pay for. - Anonymous
One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it . - Ronald Reagan
It could probably be shown by facts that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. - Mark Twain
A "Government in Action" is interesting only if it's not your own. - Anonymous
Government: a dangerous servant and a fearful master. - George Washington
A nation of sheep feed a Government of wolves. - Anonymous
I think, therefore, I am NOT in government. - Anonymous
I don't know jokes - I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary. - R. L. Stevenson
Deficit Spending; It's not just for Big Government anymore. - From a checkbook cover
If there are non-essential government employees, then I'm a non-essential taxpayer. - Anonymous
No thanks, We've got all the government we need. - The Tick
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs
that properly concern them. - Paul Valley
Government at it's best is a necessary evil.
When the government fears the people, there is Liberty.
It is better that some should be unhappy than that none should be happy, which would be the case in a general state of equality. - Samuel Johnson
You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long. - Boris Yeltsin
A little rebellion now and then is a good thing. - Thomas Jefferson
Those who are smart enough not to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. - Plato
A week is a long time in politics. - Sir Harold Wilson
Now and then, an innocent person is sent to the Legislature. - Anonymous
Art and the Creative Spirit
but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Mature artists steal. - Pablo Picasso
The important thing is keeping busy. - Anna Mary Robertson Moses {Grandma Moses}
for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley
that it shows great and earnest labor, is to say that it is incomplete and unfit for view. - James McNeill Whistler
It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling
will pass. - Fran Lebowitz
Education
steal from four people and it's scholarship. - Wilson Mizner
This was for practice.
Then he made school boards. - Mark Twain
House & Home
Incidentally, I've seen this quote written both ways and attributed to both men. I'd love to know which is right. Somebody who knows, please e-mail me about it.
with the fruit of her hands she plants a vinyard. - Proverbs 31:16
It was the very day after it had been insured for double it's value, too - how singular! Yes, and how lucky! This often happens. It teaches us that mere loading a house down with insurance isn't going to save it. - Mark Twain
Work
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing.
It's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it. - Margaret Thatcher
but as a group decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen
unless one has plenty of work to do. - Jerome K. Jerome
Love
that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish,
but shall have everlasting life. - John 3:16
Love thy Choice. - Amish Proverb
It makes the ride worthwile. - Frank P. Jones
And time for love.
That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel
it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint Exupery
Marriage
until they have been married a quarter of a century. - Mark Twain
with the maximum of opportunity. - George Bernard Shaw
I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard
The one promises happiness, the other assures it. - Mark Twain
The Fairer Sex
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species
is more deadly than the male. - Rudyard Kipling
Cats & Women get them done. - Anonymous
An Optimist wishes they were. - Anonymous
They would be scarce Sir, almighty scarce. - Mark Twain
Children
and when he is old he will not depart from it. - Proverbs 22:6
to hear that my children follow the truth. - 3rd John:4
Then put the kid in and run around looking frantic. When he gets older, I'll tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey. - Steven Wright
but for the feeling that you cherished them. - Richard Evans
- Samuel Clemmons - memorial to Olivia Susan Clemmons
Etiquette
others through sheer inability to cross the street. - Virginia Woolf
Human Nature
He will do all things to get himself envied. - Mark Twain
Politics
But I repeat myself. - Mark Twain
Government at it's worst is intolerable. - Thomas Paine
When the people fear the government, there is Tyranny. - George Washington
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