Momisms
Those wonderful things your Mother DID tell you...

• Always wear clean underwear.
• As long as you live in MY house...
• Eat your peas, they're good for you. {Note: You may subsitute the loathsome vegetable of your choice.}
• Sit up straight.
• I'm not everybody else's Mother.
• You're not leaving this house dressed like that.
• Call me when you get there so I'll know you're okay.
• Button your coat.
• Ask your Father.
• Don't cross your eyes, you want them to stay like that?
• No, you can't have a BB gun, you'll shoot out your eye.
• Just because everybody else is doing it doesn't mean you have to.
• Wait till you have kids of your own.
• Don't talk with food in your mouth.
• That is NOT a napkin.
• It's a nice day. Go outside and play.
• I will always love you.
• Put that back. It will spoil your dinner.
• I was driving before you were born.
• You should have thought of that before we left the house.
• Don't forget to say your night-time prayers.
• I hope you have a good explanation for this.
• Because I said so.
• You will always be my baby.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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